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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD LAWYER AND A GREAT LAWYER?
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?.. 
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A GOLFER HOOKED HIS TEE SHOT OVER A HILL AND ONTO THE NEXT FAIRWAY.
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway... 
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A HUGE DIFFERENCE IN MY CLIENT'S DEFENSE
The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers..
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I'D LIKE TO EXPLAIN MY FEES TO YOU
Lawyer: Now that your case is settled, I'd like to explain my fees to you...
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THE OLDEST PROFESSION
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented..
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JUST PRACTICING
A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for a play...
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TWO LAWYERS WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS
Two lawyers walking through the woods..
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A MAN WENT INTO A LAWYER'S OFFICE
A man went into a lawyer's office..
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SUED MICHAEL JORDAN, BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HIM
Allen Heckard sued Michael Jordan and Phil Knight on July 2006. Heckard claims he has suffered emotional trauma because he looks like Michael Jordan. ..
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SUED AFTER GETTING STUCK ON THE HOUSE HE WAS ROBBING
In October 1998, A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was exiting a house he finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the g..
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SUED AFTER BREAKING HER ANKLE TRIPPING OVER A TODDLER
In January 2000, Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler wh..
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SUED AGAINST FAST-GOOD GIANTS FOR BEING FAT
Caesar Barber, 56, of New York City. Barber, who is 5-foot-10 and 270 pounds, says he is obese, diabetic, and suffers from heart disease because fast ..
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MAYBE I WAS DRUNK .... BUT ....
A drunk driver was speeding, careened passed detour signs and crashed. He sued the engineering firm that designed the road, the contractor, four subco..
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ALL TOYS ARE NOT EQUAL
Jodee Berry, a Hooter's waitress in Florida, won the restaurant's sales contest and thought she'd just won the new Toyota that her bosses said the cha..
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NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
In July 2004, two teenage girls in Colorado baked cookies and delivered them to their neighbors. But the door-knocking apparently scared Wanita Young,..
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ROSS V. GTE CALIFORNIA
A Southern California attorney (full name intentionally withheld to avoid further embarassment) filed a lawsuit against GTE California (now Verizon) f..
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DANGER! DUMB PEOPLE; BEWARE!
A college student in Idaho decided to "moon" someone from his 4th story dorm room window. He lost his balance, fell out of his window, and injured him..
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